Be careful what you ask for (He Said)

First of all, Friends and Countrymen...a clarification......

HellCat refers below to my repeated entreaties to "hook me up". In truth, when I told her that if she had a friend who she thought might be interesting for me to go out with, I had in mind that she might have "A" person, as in singular, as in one, uno, that special one, the chosen one..... you get my point.

What I did NOT ask for was for her to put an All Points Bulletin out on the internet as if we were shooting fish in a barrel. (If I WAS shooting anything right now, it would be a Hellcat in a barrel)

Thanks to her spam-blast, I have now had to file 7 restraining orders under NC General Statue 143-35, have changed my phone number, and will be relocating to Alaska to live in anonoymity with Sarah Palin.

In terms of the "fairty tale"........our poor little HellCat has become jaded after many years of getting coal in her fishnet stockings. She truly believes that instead of a "few good men", there are basically NO good men!!

So before I board my boat for my one way ride to Alaska, we would both like to hear YOUR perspective on men, women, and relationships. Are there any good men and women left. What horror stories or fairy tales can you share?

Fingers Crossed (She Said)

OH NO SHE DID NOT!!!!!

Tisk, tisk Mr. Tompkins. It seems he is a bit huffy with me today. You see, he has recently asked me on quite a few occasions to introduce him to some of my single, cute and competent lady friends. I find it cute that he trusts me enough (ha ha) to allow me to pick out potential suiters for himself. Being this Social Media Marketing freak that I have become, I decided to utilize the applications that Facebook ever so nicely offers to anyone with an account. I thought it would be awesome to make a group on Facebook named Operation Marry Off Tim Tompkins. Oh yeah. I sure did. I wrote a really sweet blurb in there about Tim and Raleigh's desperate need to marry him off so that it would free up some women for the average men around town. The next step was to launch this little group into Facebook's social circuit. (Insert Evil Laugh Here) Wow - o - Wow, has the response been rather entertaining. The members list has grown through out the day and comments on the page have gotten a bit steamy. It seems Mr. Tompkins inbox has been filling up with proposals as well. Who needs Eharmony or any of those other dating sites. Apparently a little bit of HellCat and a whole bunch of Facebook can open up some doors which Tim has somehow missed in his dating frenzy. Goes to show that it is not about who you know, but who they know. Apparently there are a whole bunch of women on Facebook who know a whole bunch of other women out there that are desperate for that fairy tale (finger down the throat *gag*)!

So, all I ask from you guys is to keep your fingers, toes and elbows crossed. Together with team work, and possibly slipping a mickey into some unknowing girl's drink, we can marry Tim off!

<3

Two Simple Letters in the Alphabet (He Said)

Y'all ever thought about what a difference two simple letters in the alphabet can make?

Well, HellCat just had this brilliant idea -- or so she thought -- to create a group on Facebook entitled "Operation Marry Off Tim Tompkins". Very funny of course, to feeble minds such as hers.

But Ms. Smartypants KNOWs I already deal in too much quantity and not enough quality in the dating department. So now I brace myself for every online fruit loop and goofball in the entire 919 area code to inundate me with either unsavory advances OR smart ass comments.

At least with eharmony or match.com, you know the frootloops have at least coughed up some $$$$ for the opportunity to harass you online!!!

Which brings us full circle to the title of this blog........

At this point, I am not sure whether to kiSS her, or kiLL here.

Two simple letters in the alphabet........

Better late than never (He Said)

Hmmm. My evil twin has started us off on the wrong foot -- I'm always fasionable and never late, thank you very much. HellCat, on the other hand, has been late on three very important occassions in the last 11 years (long story). Her friends know what I am talking about!

And to further set the record straight, it is not Mars and Venus where we originated, but Davie County and Watauga County -- same difference, right!!

Important caveat -- I have already been throroughly clawed online by the HellCat, so I concede from the outset. I will take my spanking like a man. This exercise in futility will be purely for your viewing/reading pleasure. Must be 18 or older to participate, tax - tags and license not included, 30 minute money back guarantee, fine print, fine print, jibber jabber, poppycock, etc)

And in the theme of "better late than never", we would like to hear your top 10 list of what is truly "better late than never" -- for example.......well, better not go there!

Drum Roll Please (She Said)

Hello Big World! :) Some of you locals know me as HellCat and the rest of you know me as nobody but some silly girl posting a blog in this large bloggosphere that we call home. Nice to meet all of you. What I will be to you in the upcoming days, weeks and in your face months, is the "SHE" in the "He said - She Said" banter. My counterpart, Mr. Timothy Tompkins will arrive shortly. He has a tendency to be "fashionably" late minus the fashion part. OK, OK! He has some fashion but honestly, more of the LATE. Typical Man!

Carry on!!!

I really cannot give you a prediction of what to expect here. I have no real clue. All I know is that we have taken a woman from Mars and a man from Venus and decided to explore our various opinions of off-the-wall, politically incorrect, risk(y) and button pushing topics. I hope you enjoy and interrupt our discussions, rants, banters and sometimes knock down drag out moments!!!

Stay tuned Ladies and Gents!!!