Better late than never (He Said)

Hmmm. My evil twin has started us off on the wrong foot -- I'm always fasionable and never late, thank you very much. HellCat, on the other hand, has been late on three very important occassions in the last 11 years (long story). Her friends know what I am talking about!

And to further set the record straight, it is not Mars and Venus where we originated, but Davie County and Watauga County -- same difference, right!!

Important caveat -- I have already been throroughly clawed online by the HellCat, so I concede from the outset. I will take my spanking like a man. This exercise in futility will be purely for your viewing/reading pleasure. Must be 18 or older to participate, tax - tags and license not included, 30 minute money back guarantee, fine print, fine print, jibber jabber, poppycock, etc)

And in the theme of "better late than never", we would like to hear your top 10 list of what is truly "better late than never" -- for example.......well, better not go there!