Two Simple Letters in the Alphabet (He Said)

Y'all ever thought about what a difference two simple letters in the alphabet can make?

Well, HellCat just had this brilliant idea -- or so she thought -- to create a group on Facebook entitled "Operation Marry Off Tim Tompkins". Very funny of course, to feeble minds such as hers.

But Ms. Smartypants KNOWs I already deal in too much quantity and not enough quality in the dating department. So now I brace myself for every online fruit loop and goofball in the entire 919 area code to inundate me with either unsavory advances OR smart ass comments.

At least with eharmony or match.com, you know the frootloops have at least coughed up some $$$$ for the opportunity to harass you online!!!

Which brings us full circle to the title of this blog........

At this point, I am not sure whether to kiSS her, or kiLL here.

Two simple letters in the alphabet........