Fingers Crossed (She Said)

OH NO SHE DID NOT!!!!!

Tisk, tisk Mr. Tompkins. It seems he is a bit huffy with me today. You see, he has recently asked me on quite a few occasions to introduce him to some of my single, cute and competent lady friends. I find it cute that he trusts me enough (ha ha) to allow me to pick out potential suiters for himself. Being this Social Media Marketing freak that I have become, I decided to utilize the applications that Facebook ever so nicely offers to anyone with an account. I thought it would be awesome to make a group on Facebook named Operation Marry Off Tim Tompkins. Oh yeah. I sure did. I wrote a really sweet blurb in there about Tim and Raleigh's desperate need to marry him off so that it would free up some women for the average men around town. The next step was to launch this little group into Facebook's social circuit. (Insert Evil Laugh Here) Wow - o - Wow, has the response been rather entertaining. The members list has grown through out the day and comments on the page have gotten a bit steamy. It seems Mr. Tompkins inbox has been filling up with proposals as well. Who needs Eharmony or any of those other dating sites. Apparently a little bit of HellCat and a whole bunch of Facebook can open up some doors which Tim has somehow missed in his dating frenzy. Goes to show that it is not about who you know, but who they know. Apparently there are a whole bunch of women on Facebook who know a whole bunch of other women out there that are desperate for that fairy tale (finger down the throat *gag*)!

So, all I ask from you guys is to keep your fingers, toes and elbows crossed. Together with team work, and possibly slipping a mickey into some unknowing girl's drink, we can marry Tim off!

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